Push it down

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 04/28/2015 at 08:50 • Filed to: None

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Funny shit Snapundersteer, but fucking spiders....

Leon711 > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 08:55

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fapfap.

JR1 > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 08:58

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What do you have against a Spyder? They eat annoying bugs like a Porsche Cayman

pip bip - choose Corrour > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 09:00

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spiders are fine!

505Turbeaux > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/28/2015 at 09:08

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no

pip bip - choose Corrour > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 09:15

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spiders , no problems

dogs , NOPE!!!!! shoot ‘em all!

Cé hé sin > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/28/2015 at 09:21

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Not in Oz. They’re all lethal there.

Cé hé sin > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 09:22

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Oooh, an Alfa superleggera something or other!

I’m guessing lots of monies.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Cé hé sin 04/28/2015 at 09:27

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ssssh!

hoping to get people to visit then let the spiders attack.

but let’s keep that between us , ok?

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 09:48

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You can push the picture down but never the memory.

wkiernan > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 10:25

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Almost certainly then, you would not have failed to enjoy my experience of a couple years ago. I was going to my car when I walked into a spider web between the trees on either side of the driveway. It was annoying getting the web out of my face but I didn’t think anything of it, until, as I was driving down the street, the banana spider that had got on my back crawled up over the top of my head and down across my face. Banana spiders are rather large - 3 to 4 inches across the width of their legs. I will spare you the picture. Anyway, even as a spider-liking guy (they eat mosquitoes! he is our hero! ), I was completely freaked out; I immediately slammed on the brakes and bailed out of the car as fast as I could get the seat-belt off, trying frantically to brush it off of me. On the plus side, my little mosquito-eating spider buddy got away unhurt. It’s a good thing I wasn’t out on the main road in traffic yet.

505Turbeaux > wkiernan 04/28/2015 at 10:43

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Ugh god DAMN I would have lost my mind. +1 for the TMBG too haha

I had a girlfriend back in the days, who one day pinched me to awake me from a deep sleep. Me thinking it was a spider in my fog, punched at the spider but knocked her in the face instead. No harm, but I am not the punching ladies type of guy so I felt really bad about the whole thing. About a week later I was coming back from her house over a bridge that is always blinding unless you have the visor down in the afternoon. She had put a big rubber tarantula between the visor and the headliner, and when it dropped I went nuts. Almost took out 2 lanes of traffic I was so terrified. Then I realized what had happened. That relationship didn’t last much longer!

Your boy, BJR > 505Turbeaux 04/28/2015 at 10:51

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HI!